ম্যাডাম vs বল্টু (জোকস্)

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ম্যাডাম : একদিন class এ tense পরাচ্ছে, 
ম্যাডাম: আজকে আমি তোমাদের ৩ প্রকার tense এর উদাহরন দিবো, যেমন মনে করো,, আমি সুন্দরি ছিলাম সুন্দরি আছি,এবং সুন্দরি থাকবো! এখন তোমরা কেউ ৩ প্রকার tense এর উদাহরন দিতে পারবে,,
বল্টু : বললো ম্যাডাম আমি পারবো,
ম্যাডাম :গুড ফাইন বলো?
বল্টু:ম্যাডাম আপনার ধারনা ভুল ছিলো, ভুল আছে এবং ভুল থাকবে,,,???
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